Our top general stated in a brief that if Canada were ever to be invaded from below, that American beer was so low in Alcohol content all that would be needed was one ploy. To pretend we accepted the US army with open arms and cases or molson and labatts in hand. By the end of the night the entire US milltary machine would be passed out, or at least highly imobilzed by severe hangovers that the Beaver Brigand [ our homeland freedom fighters, composed mostly of over 40 soccer moms and bingo playing grannies, ] could charge in and clean up the left overs.
You got no chance man !
