Although not in the practice, I got a psych degree, along with a minor in history and english. So I would say my estimates of you are fairly accurate.
As for partying, I partied too much when I was a kid. Wasted a football scholarship, took 6 years to graduate college, and wasted time there after managing a live music venue/restaurant/bar. If you partied more, and still consider yourself "a party animal" you're simply wasting your life IMHP. Hell Pan, you obviously have only 2 braincells left and they're both out looking for one another.
You say you don't claim fame from UO, yet, in every post you inevitably fall behind in, you end up playing the UO card. See the above posts in reference to who brought up the subject.